Doctors and Prostitutes

What do doctors and prostitutes have in common?

They both make a lot of money... and some spend it on each other?

Maybe you're thinking, "Yeah, right. Like a doctor would waste his money on a prostitute!" I don't blame you for thinking that. I would never have believed it either...

UNTIL my best friend called and told me that a doctor at her hospital was arrested for prostitution. Yes, that's right. The quack was arrested right in front of her gawking eyes and gaping jaw.

One has to wonder:
- If you're a doctor, why pay someone to do the deed with you? You're a doctor, for crying out loud. If infidelity is what you're into, why not just go to the bar and pick up some random woman for free instead of pay for it? There's plenty of (indecent) women out there who would be willing to do you just because you're a doctor.
- If you're a doctor, shouldn't you know all the statistics and facts about STDs? You're going to pay for someone who makes a living off of sleeping with numerous men?
- Why would you risk your reputation like that? If you're going to cheat, why go the illegal route?
- How much did he pay...

Shudder.

- That One Girl